We Are The Television’s Songs For Humping

By: Michael Glader

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 Have you ever had sex and it felt pretty good? We Are The Television know that feeling, we love having sex, especially when it’s really warm and wet. Nothing accompanies sex better than a dope ass playlist to help set the mood, rhythmically guide you into different positions, and help cover up the sounds of whatever the hell you’re doing in the bedroom.

We are very excited to announce our bi-monthly “Songs For Humping” playlist that will be available on YouTube and Spotify every other week. All you have to do is click the link, take off your pants and release.

Here you go, just try to last one hour, okay?

The Giraffes are back with a new video for “Blood will Run”!

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Last week, The Giraffes teamed up with Revolver to put out a video for “Blood Will Run”, the first track off of their latest LP, “Usury”. The band stated that this isn’t necessarily an official video, rather it’s an abbreviated document of the making of the LP. “Usury” is dark, thoroughly constructed, and riff driven, constantly moving from one valorous segment to the next. The Giraffes have been going at it for 15 years already and have gathered a loyal fan base as a result of it. This hard rock group from Brooklyn, New York hadn’t been active for the last few years, but this might mean they’re looking to make a strong return with their original lineup featuring lead singer Aaron Lazar, guitarist Damien Paris, drummer Andrew Totolos, with the addition of bassist Josh Taggart. Keep an eye out for what’s coming next!

Catch The Hotones at The Tree of Joliet on 11.17.15!

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The Hotones are the only bass slappin’ funk metal jam band your gonna find in the area. Their unique sound is one of a kind. The Hotones haven’t played very often lately, so this is definitely a show to catch. It’s at The Tree of Joliet which was formally known as Mojoes. This is one of the first shows as “The Tree of Joliet”, so we’ll see what has changed at the venue since the new management has taken over. The Hotones will be kicking off the show, so make sure to get their right at 6:00PM when it all starts. They will also be playing with Minutes in Japan (formally known as White Radio), Awake At Last, Deadman’s Hand, and Nobody Move. Get ready for the show with all the EPs The Hotones have put out so far. Each one has it’s own feel to it, and they all rule. Get right with these dudes on Tuesday Nov. 17th! RSVP HERE.

New Chicago area releases this weekend – 11.13.15

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Dirt Tusk, a brand new Chicago rock band release “Black Moss” off their debut EP “Musk” today (11/13/15). They’ve decided to take on the recording and mixing of this upcoming EP all by themselves which is a formidable task. You can now download one of the fruits of their labor at their bandcamp page for whatever you want to pay for it. Make sure you check them out live on November 25th at Quenchers Saloon. RSVP HERE. It’s gonna be wild!

Double Feature, Chicago pop punk band release their new album tomorrow (11/14/15). Double Feature is made up of Dominick Del (lead vocals/guitar), Kyle Bak (backup vocals/guitar), Marty Madera (bass), and Justin Miller (drums). You can pick up a copy of their debut CD at their release show along with some other cool merch at The Burlington tomorrow night. RSVP HERE. The show starts at 8:30 PM and they’ll be playing with Red Light ComplianceEZ Kebage, and Retirement Club. Bring your homies and prep your liver, because some serious celebration is in store.

The Dirty Nil at Cobra Lounge tonight! – 11.12.15

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Riot Fest presents The Dirty Nil at the Cobra Lounge in Chicago with Typesetter and Evasive Backflip tonight! This rock n’ roll 3-piece from Dundas, Ontario in Canada are the real deal. The Dirty Nil is proof that a hard working DIY attitude can prosper successful results. I saw these three dudes a few years ago when they came through Chicago after their release of “SMITE“. They played in a DIY venue that was hardly even a space. It was a studio apartment that fit about two people comfortably and I was stunned that they even found a way to get their equipment into the place. There were about 10 eccentric characters there, outside of the band members and their opening act, so I think it’s safe to say this was before the band had received very much recognition (at least in Chicago). Don’t get me wrong though… these are my favorite kind of shows and I had a fucking blast. The energy they bring to their music is contagious to everyone in the room. Since then they’ve put out “Cinnamon/Guided By Vices” on Fat Mike‘s Fat Wreck Chords, “No Weaknesses” on Dine Alone Records, toured extensively, and started up The Dirty Nil Record Club where you can get three 7″ records a year with an original A-Side that has never been seen before on a physical release and a cover on the B-Side. That’s a sweet deal!

Catch them live tonight at the Cobra Lounge in Chicago. Buy tickets for the show HERE.

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Stream JEFF The Brotherhood’s “Global Chakra Rhythms” before it’s available this Friday! – 11.13.15

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After nine albums, JEFF The Brotherhood are still keeping it fresh and interesting! Their double LP “Global Chakra Rhythms” will be available this Friday, November 13th, 2015 via Infinity Cat Recordings. Having worked with several other Nashville greats such as Jack Lawrence of The Dead Weather and Bully’s Reece Lazarus, it’s not surprising they’re still cranking out the hits. The psychedelic soundscapes of this release are meditative and mesmerizing. Yet, their catchy garage rock hooks we have grown accustomed to are not lost in the mix, they’ve just transcended. Stream JEFF The Brotherhood‘s “Global Chakra Rhythms” right here on We Are The Television.

Catch WAND tonight at the Empty Bottle! – 11.7.15

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WAND. Killer 3-piece band from LA/San Francisco are at the Empty Bottle tonight with Perfume & Melkbelly! This is not a show to miss. In August of 2014 we heard their debut release “Ganglion Reef” off of Ty Segall’s God? Records. Since then they have already put out another album and LP. Their sophomore album, “Golem” (this time on In The Red), is a true garage rock rager with the rawest of tones and synthetic explosions popping through the seams. Soon after on Sept. 25th of 2015, they release another work of art (this time on Drag City) called 1000 Days. Watch them tear up the stage tonight at the Empty Bottle in Chicago!

Long Live The GOAT release “A Greeting From The Dark King”! – 11.6.15

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Two weeks after putting out their music video for “Drag”, Long Live The GOAT releases “A Greeting From The Dark King”. The songs and artwork are brutal! The EP was recorded and mixed at Chicago’s Treehouse Records and mastered at Macca Mastering. Both songs can now be downloaded off their bandcamp page for whatever you want to pay for them. Take them for free or give them your life savings. I think I saw them drinking Skol last week, so I’m sure they’d appreciate the latter. You can see them live at Moe’s Tavern in Chicago tonight with City Slang and The Evictions. RSVP for the show HERE!

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